"Dammit, Joxer!" said Oprah, Warrior Princess. "You got the message
wrong?"
"What, no! I told the King exactly what you requested and in response, he
sent five hundred calvary members. The village was saved!"
"I wanted five hundred archers!"
"Um, what? Nobody innocent died. All the bad guys are dead or in jail.
What is your problem?"
Oprah chases Joxer across the Generic Field.
Scott giggles and sits up. Maybe Bruce Campbell would appear as that theif-
type person.
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In the Staircase Room, a ten foot high bra-ball slowly rolls by.
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Jasper comes out of the closet.
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Josh eats some chocolate boobies.
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Bruce Campbell, as Ash Williams, appears on the TV show and starts shooting random evil prisoners.
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Reaibn finds a magic sword that can cut through all but organic stuff. He 'stabs' Josh for laughs.
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Josh changes the channel to 'The Legendary Hercules'. Instead of Kevin Sorbo, Hercules is being played by...yes, Bruce Campbell. Rock (the theif guy is also Bruce, explained as a disguise spell that went wonky).
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