Iidiocy And Locations

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 79442

After ten more minutes of interminable idiocy, Sara finally is able to buy a map indicating the closest places of interest. There are a couple small roads branching off from the two lane one...according to the map, which smells an awful lot like recycled clams (don't ask), there is a 24-7 Wal- Mart, a 24-7 laundromat, an all hours Waffle House, the World's Biggest Dollar Store and an all night protest to raise money for Tibet victims of violence. The last one was learned about via an ad taped to the glass of the store (a seperate one said the Dollar Store was having a midnight madness sale).
The two weirdos succesfully make it to...

  1. the Wal-Mart. There are five differing hot dog carts outside and someone in a pickup yelling about free Gatorade and milk.
  2. the laundromat. Jasper strips naked and starts a load.
  3. the Waffle House. It's nice, with friendly employees, it's just that the wall clock has five extra hours.
  4. the Dollar Store.
  5. the Dollar Store...except it's much bigger then it seems and in no time at all, Jasper and Sara are lost. And slightly horny.
  6. the all-night protest. It is happening in the Stevedore City Culture Center, which has, surrounding the Square, a high school, a library, a theatre and five different family owned delis.
  7. the laundromat, but in this thread Sara strips naked and starts a load.
  8. the Wal-Mart, which seems normal. Except it's, you know, a Wal-Mart and apart from the employees, sucks royally.
  9. the Waffle House. Sara, who is rich as hell, buys them both a good meal. Jasper gets his hand painlessly stuck in the napkin dispenser.
  10. a Wal-Mart where everything, including the books, electronics and high-end clothing, is one dollar.

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