And Even Scott Chen Was There

Scott Chen runs through the room, screaming and waving his arms, dressed like an exceptionally effeminate Robin Hood and covered from head to toe in guacamole and cream cheese. He trips and falls over a chair and hits the floor, where he continues to writhe. "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" he screams.

"What the HELL is your problem?" snaps Sir Seeker.

1. Uh..tadpoles?
2. Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!
3. They try to help Scott.
4. They try to "help" Scott. For certain values of "help."
5. "Satan commands me to shed the blood of the innocent!" he screams.
6. The Japanese guy empties a gun into Scott and then cuts off his head with a sword.
7. The Million Moron March pickets the Horsehockey-Addventure Reunion Party.
8. It starts raining midgets. Enraged midgets.
9. Welp, it's technically a "party" now. The smallest and most sarcastic party in the history of parties begins.

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