Woodchuck

"Always the same old lame question!" it continues. "So who says we can't chuck wood, eh? Watch this!"

And with that the little rodent raises the piece of wood and chucks it straight at you.

1. You get fatally wounded.
2. Your pride receives a flesh wound.
3. Then lions are unhurt. (Pride, get it?)
4. The wood bounces off your head and gets stuck in Felina's cleavage.
5. The Caretaker grabs the stick out of the air and twirls it like a baton. Showoff.
6. Quite unexpectedly, the wood catches on fire from air friction.

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