Grand Moff Grand Moff

You and Felina barely step out of the way in time to avoid getting hit by a hovercar.

The speeder comes to a stop, and the gullwing door opens. The driver, a blandly-handsome older man wearing a dark grey-green uniform and cavalry boots steps out.

Right now he's wild-eyed and disheveled. "I will give 50,000 credits right now to anyone who can tell me where in the Maker's name I am, and how I can get my fucking ass OUT of here," he says.

And then he catches sight of Josh, still happily stuffing cheese into his pants and humming to himself. Scott runs by, now chasing a bag of Funyons that have somehow grown insect legs "No...no," he moans. "Not them. Not again."

Before your eyes, he faints dead away.

1. You and Felina revive him. He tells his story, as best as he can.
2. You and Felina pick through his pockets.
3. While you weren't paying attention, Josh clambered into the hovercar.
4. Jar Jar Binks falls from the sky.
5. All five of you appear on a deserted interstate in Kansas.

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