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Somewhat relieved at bulwark against boredome, Josh begins to read the
first page. Slowly. Don't want to suck up all the boredome relieving
goodness right away...after some time and a few pages, Josh begins to
realize the plot is not a typical Star Wars book...of course, Josh could
read the blurb on the back cover but ignoring back cover blurbs is one of
the few bright spots of sanity in Josh's ever-changing world. They always
gave away the good stuff. Anywho, the Star Wars book seemed to be about...
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the planet Hoth, if the Empire never found the Rebel hideout there. Kinda weird but okay...
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the first movie from the point of view of two non-clone Stormtroopers.
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Grand Moff Grand Moff, the least competent Imperial commanders.
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the littlest pickpocket on Coruscant.
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some guy named Scott Chen trying to stop a civil war on Naboo. 'Naboo' sounds like a naughty name for a woman's hoo-hoo.
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Jar-Jar Binks fleeing a death sentence from the Jedi Order.
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Rebel outpost 445-Aqueetta dealing with the appereance of an alien ship headed by a womanizer named 'Kirk'. What odd originallity.
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Lando scoring with the ladies.
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Chewbacca scoring with the ladies.
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Han Solo kicking ass and shooting people before he met Luke, Leia and whatever. PEW PEW PEW PEW!
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