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Josh crashes through the doors of the Dollar General store and collides
with a matronly store clerk.
"I've gotta find a Josh Burbank-brand bra!" he yells into the woman's face.
"WHERE ARE THEY? WHERE??" He shakes her for emphasis.
"Over there!" she screams and points. "Leave me alone!" He runs off, and
so does she--to the nearest phone, to call the cops.
Josh sprints down the aisle, desperately looking for the bras that have his
name on them.
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Okay...what the HELL does Josh need bras for, anyway?
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They're for his sister, Josie Burbank.
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He has a sister?
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Duh. You think he's gonna wear them?
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I remember the time he ate those hormone pills, because you told him they were brown acid. He grew boobs. It's not like I've described him or anything--for all I know, he's got boobs again.
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Yeah. Crazy bastard.
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REBOOT!! Josh finds himself floating in a vast void, drifting towards the only other object in existence--a Hummer H3.
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He finds the bras, and puts them on his head. He runs out of the store singing "I am Woman." You don't want to know what he's doing with the panties...
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