Ominous

Before anyone else can say anything, Josh Burbank runs by the table, screaming like a banshee and waving his arms.

In a matter of minutes, this...THIS...will become the single most important factor in your life. In ALL of our lives, actually. Our future may well depend on it. Civilization may rise or fall depending on it.

Keeping that in mind...why, exactly, is Josh waving his arms..why is he screaming...and what, pray tell, is he running from. Or perhaps TOWARDS?

1. He's covered in angry, winged bullet ants.
2. BEES!
3. He's been chased by a legion of enraged babboons with machetes
4. He's being chased by Stormtroopers. It's a raid! EVERYONE PANIC!
5. He's trying to get to a dollar store before it closes.
6. Catsby & Twisp wander by, asking the same thing.
7. Nothing. Just kidding. He's just a hyperactive idiot.

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