True Love

"But she gave me digits!" you scream. "DIGITS!"

You cling to the pole and weep as the bouncers try to pry you away. You kick a wolf-anthro bouncer in the face and bite a chunk out of another's hand. "I won't leave her! For the love of God, DON'T MAKE ME GIVE UP OUR LOVE!"

"Motherfucker bit me," yells the bouncer, waving his hand and slinging blood all over. "He BIT ME!"

"SHE WANTS MY BABIES!" you screech.

1. And so, the beatdown begins.
2. They manage to peel you off the pole. Then they toss you into the dumpster outside, headfirst.
3. They taser you and throw you into the tesseract in the basement.
4. BEEEEEEEEEEE! Man, I love typing that.
5. Spider Jerusalem beats down the bouncers and then orce-feeds you some antipsychotics.
6. And somehow, yes, the pole IS pregnant.

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