Tit for Tat

You notice for the first time that Felina [thanks, buddy] has a very large, very sharp knife to your throat, and judging from the look in her eyes, she's seriously considering solving your high blood-pressure in a very permanent way. "Oh..." you reply lamely. She looks at you rather pointedly.

You feel a twinge of regret as you remove your hand from under Felina's skirt. It was nice under there. "Thank you," she says coldly.

Very politely but firmly, the bouncers usher you out of the bar and into the parking lot. In the distance, you hear a drunk puking on the side of a dumpster. As you listen to him retch, you ponder what to do next.

1. Who the hell do they think you are, anyway? Arm yourself with improvised weapons and avenge yourself on the bouncers!
2. Break into the second story of the bar!
3. Go dumpster-diving. Maybe there's something neat in the garbage.
4. Chase the drunk furry off with a sledgehammer!
5. Forget it and go into that store across the street labelled "Ranque & Cleese's Eels & Hovercraft."
6. Actually, there's a whole row of bizzare shops. Go window-shopping!

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