America's Funniest Temporal Paradox

You decide to watch the action and laugh. This next bit is great!

You find a video camera in your pocket--kewl! Now you can record the whole thing!

You watch as your past self asplodes through the wall and into the garden, spinning ass-over-teakettle, and finally comes to rest in a koi pond.

Wow--you hadn't noticed the three trees you'd been driven through, or the gardener you took out on the way. Where had they come from? Awesome!

Your past self rises shakily to his feet--you remember how hard it was to walk on a shattered ankle and wince. "Hey, baby...wanna ride the Weasel?" he wheezes. Chie promptly kicks your past self through time.

1. You sell the footage to America's Funniest Home Videos and make a mint.
2. You go back in time to watch yourself watching yourself get your own ass kicked.
3. Chie sees your future self, and kicks it into NEXT week.

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