The Burning Bed

"Hey...are you talking to me?" you scream.

The bed remains silent

"Are you TALKING to ME?" you scream again.

1. "Yes. Now shut up," says the bed.
2. Attack the bed.
3. Seduce the bed.
4. Blow up the bed with dynamite.
5. Taunt the bed.
6. Join the Moron Tabernacle Choir. That'll show them all!
7. JUST RUN HOME TO MOMMY!
8. The South American Jungle Bird attacks you and the bed.

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