Bottomless Pit

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 78732

You dimly realize that -this- is what made the Village Hidden In The Village a viable city. All that caused problem in realms for hundreds of miles was dumped here. The bribing to get a spot at the pit must have been enormous.
The four ninjas fall with you. Three act at once. One flings several kunai knives into the wall and saves herself. Another cries out, oddly dramatically 'Fists Of Penetration Jitsu Attack!' and bases a gigantic hole in the wall. She waves as you plunge by her safehole. The third ninja, a buxom redhead, brings both fingers to her right temple. "Spectral Moon!" she cries. "Reversing Air Bubble!" Indeed, a shimmering bubble of air sweeps her away, back out of the pit. Well, ninety-five percent of her. Unfortunately, the last five was the top of her head. Ew.
The fourth ninja, a b-cuo blonde, grabs your shoulder. You cry out in horror, expecting death.
"Quiet, foolish being! I am Fikamu." says the ninja. "If you concentrate, I can combine our life forces for one teleportation burst. It is a little used jutsu, for the pain it causes, but we will live."
"You just tried to kill me!"
"And now I am trying to save your life. Concentrate!"

  1. Concentrate.
  2. Screw that! You're taking Blondie down with you!
  3. Despite your concentration, only you end up outside the pit.
  4. It's a trick! The ninja escapes, leaving you to plunge, alone except with some woman's skulltop.
  5. You both escape, but due to your thoughts, you end up in ANOTHER bathhouse, this one full of naked dudes.
  6. Your rickshaw passenger's body, having slid in a little later, finally catches up. Gore everywhere. Gross.
  7. You end up inside the Staircase Room. WITH Fikamu.
  8. Say "Your name sounds funny, because I am an idiot American."
  9. Say "Hey, baby, if I said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?"
  10. The eight tailed kitty buried deep inside your soul activates. You meow, shoot off Chakra and you both end up in manifesting in the fish aisle of the local market. Two stalls collapse and a park bench implodes.

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