Saving By Incompetence
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 78728
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You run screaming through the women's baths, not noticing the two dozen
sleeping female naked ninjas or the faint after-smell of knock-out gas. In
fact, it is the knock-out gas that saves you. The accumulated fumes send
you sprawling. Thrown ninja stars burst a steam pipe, scalding the women
and causing them to literally spin out of control. All four injure
themselves into long-term prison hospital stays. You are given a reward, the key to the city. After you explain that the item that opens up the seige-gates should be locked away, they give you a medal instead. A bowling medal but you thank them for the good thoughts. Having inadvertently saved the entire Village In The Village from a horrific attack, you are soon asked to do something even more dangerous. Go on a mission to the Leaf Village to hire a team to protect the Village Village and broker peace treaties. To make it worse, there are only four Village Village ninja available and you can only take two. The oldest is George Garaki, a twenty nine year old lanky man who says very little, interns with the town healer, is a kleptomaniac and has the best control over his main chakra attack, namely he doesn't destroy too much when he supercharges his target's in-organic molecules. Most of his clothing is currently smoking because he had seen a pretty girl pass by and had fried-his own ascot. There is Brilliabi Brie, a dark-skinned female with cat eyes, who as a baby, had been found two steps inside the village, next to a man who had slipped on poop and broken his own neck. Brie is nearly as tall as George, more muscled, has no idea that anything outside Ninja Villages and forests actually exists, fears electronics and the dark and can sense all oragnics in a five mile area. She's also a fairly decent fighter, one of the rare villagers the elders trust with sharp objects. The third is Zuki Tetrahedon, a midget. He uses to be six feet tall but while practicing a fire blast jutsu, he had sucked all his life force into itself, shrinking his own body. Oh and burning down city hall. Now he had the compressed life force of five men in one body, giving him by default, skills that might just allow him to live in a fight. He carried a bo staff, which he somehow knew how to use and a flashlight, which he did not. It kept surprising him. The last ninja was Elkcip Frickamon, who knew the territory between the five local villages, because he had girlfriends at all five. Elkcip had been blessed in his atheltic cup area. Ew. Anywho, his girlfriends had taught him ninja skills, mainly so he didn't fall into ditches and drown on his travels. Elkcip's main strengths was in deflecting attacks and leaping straight up. But being a Village Village member, he often did not look to see where he was deflecting items and he often leapt straight out of his pants. You set off on your long trip and get to know...
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