Samurai

The only creature in creation who isn't afraid of Josh Burbank is Joe Joereson, the sexiest samurai alive. The only samurai, in fact, who wears buttless fuzzy chaps on a daily basis.

While he IS, arguably, the sexiest samurai in creation, he's also quite gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.

But this doesn't quite answer the question--why ISN'T he afraid of the Chaos-Bringer?

1. Because he's buttfuckingly insane.
2. He's protected by the Powers That Be.
3. He's protected by the Powers What Is.
4. He's not quiite the only creature who's not afraid of Josh. Certain sloths, for example.
5. Josh staggers through Joe's dojo while he's practicing. He's screaming and covered in angry bees.

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