Luck

You're choking to death on five plastic Baroness action figures.

However, just in the nick of time, luck saves you.

More specifically, Gary Luck, who runs a diner close to where you've parked the truck. When you emerged from the rear of the truck, choking and turning blue, he saw you while emptying the grease traps and performed the mother of all heimlich maneuvers.

"How the hell did you manage to get all five of those down your throat, mister?" he asks you. A crowd has gathered around the two of you.

1. Gabble out the most insane story anyone on earth has ever heard, one so laced with lunacy that the people are sorry they were ever born.
2. Ask about that job opening the store has.
3. Kill all of them and burn down the diner to cleanse it of sin.
4. "The clowns are coming," you gasp out.
5. Reward him with bacon.

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