Ninja Librarian

Because of your obvious intellectual skills--"Something the rest of this clod-cluttered mob of dingbats lacks," the Master Ninja mutters--you're assigned to the Ninja Historical Library.

Your boss is a young ninja woman named Chie, one of the few regular inhabitants of Village Hidden In The Village who isn't an imbecile (actually, by any sane measure, she's a genius). She's been the official record keeper of the village since she was old enough to realize that most of the people around her, including her parents, were dumb as posts. She spends nearly all of her time in the library, even sleeping, training and taking meals here, so as to minimize her interaction with the rest of her people. Most of her off-hours are spent listening to Siouxsie and the Banshees and dreaming of being somewhere else. Or ANYWHERE else, for that matter.

Whether she's truly interested in you or not, you're practically the only person she has to talk to who wouldn't lose an argument with a doorknob, except possibly for the old master.

1. Once you've done your work, there isn't much to do but read and talk. Chie decides to pass some time training you in very basic ninjitsu. It stops being so basic when she realizes you're learning it as fast as she can teach.
2. Escape the village with Chie. Become ninja-roadies for Siouxsie and the Banshees.
3. Get closer to Chie. What do you and Chie talk about, anyway?
4. Hit on Chie and pinch her ass.

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