The Dark Knight

"Give me back my clothes, freak!" you shout. Batman is darting in and out of the crowd, and soon you lose him in the shuffle.

While brushing ineffectually at the vomit drying on your chest (which smells of Sterno and french onion soup) You realize you're buck-naked and standing at the scene of an accident which you caused.

1. No time to worry about that now--steal a car and go after the Bat!
2. Beat down a priest and steal his clothes.
3. Beat down the Pope and steal his clothes.
4. Scream at the crowd to stay out of your teeth,. You try to explain what happened to the cops.
5. Call Bill Murray for advice.
6. Before you can do anything, the Singularity arrives.

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