Spoiled

"Do as I say!" screeches Jasper.

The Shoe God is startled. Sara's jaw drops. Even Jasper looks surprised.

"Okay...listen, and listen good, halo-boy. I want a fucking bag of live newts. And I want them right NOW." Jasper's tone is cold and icy.

1. "No."
2. "Uh...yeah. Okay." Sara and the Shoe God call the men in white coats.
3. He gets his bag of live newts. Why does he want them anyway?
4. The Shoe God turns Jasper into a bag of live newts.
5. The Shoe God refuses. Jasper screams, stamps his feet, holds his breath, and pouts like a little boy.
6. Jasper gets his newts, and then changes his mind about a half-dozen times. Now he wants something even more insane.
7. A Winnebago falls from the sky and lands in front of them.

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