Fred Durst

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 78595

Fred Durst swings out of the trees and lands between Jasper and Vanilla Ice. Jasper collapses against a large boulder, sobbing and actively wetting himself. The moonlight darkens as several long, pointy clouds obscure it. Somewhere, wolves call to the sky and a sick moose vomits loudly on a rabbit.
"Don't touch my agent!" screams Durst.
"Dude!" says Ice. "He ripped me off of all my money! He'll do the same to you!"
"No way, he's awesome!"
"Look! I got the documents to prove it!" Ice pulls out several folded legal papers.
"I can't read!" screams Durst.

  1. Ice tries to dodge around Durst.
  2. Jasper's other client, American McGee, shows up.
  3. Ice teaches Durst how to read.
  4. Sara scratches her head. "You carry around legal documents?"
  5. Twelve ninjas leap out of the bushes and hack Jasper into hamburger. Then all the ninjas kill each other.
  6. Durst transforms into Mecha-Durst.

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