Parasitic Twin

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 78540

You cling to someone to get by.

The someone is a homeless man living in an abandoned car. You cling to his back like a remora, resisting his attempts to remove you and occasionally laughing at him. You move your lips whenever he tries to read and call out random numbers whenever he tries to count anything.

  1. God, you're a douchebag.
  2. Someone starts clinging to your back, too.
  3. The media interviews him, as a representative of all homeless people with people clinging to their back like leeches
  4. You mature and spin a coccoon in preparation for entering the next stage in your lifecycle: the guido.

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