Mmmmmm... Opiates

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 78524

"Where the hell are my shoes?" asks Sara, looking around for Jasper. "Jasper! Did you take my shoes, you weirdo?" and then she is struck in the head by something. It has begun to rain pills, and as she looks around she sees Jasper with his shirt converted into a bag, collecting them.

"It's Vicodin!" he exclaims gleefully. "Go on, get collecting!" the Vicodin shower only lasts about five minutes, but between them Jasper and Sara collect about a thousand pills. Jasper has a manic look on his face, and is hopping up and down. "This is awesome!"

"Sure, sure," says Sara, "but what are we going to do with hundreds of Vicodin? Sell it on the street, get caught, and go to prison?"

Jasper shakes his head at Sara, laughing. "Hell no!" he says "We keep it! We give it to those in need, but the vast majority we just use to get high as a kite. WOoooo!!!" and then he starts doing a jig.

Wait a minute... before continuing, why was it raining Vicodin?!

  1. A cargo plane carrying an entire crate of vicodin had a good portion of its contents spew out the side.
  2. Becuase the Demerol storm was yesterday, stupid!
  3. Just because. These things happen around here.
  4. Screw that noise, lets stick with Sara and apparently a drug crazy Jasper
  5. All of the Vicodin are in fact placebos. Awww.

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