Sara looks out the window. The bus, being driven by a slightly familar
tall white guy (Sara had forgotten already), had turned onto a major
highway some time ago. There are
very few cars but lots of yellow-orange street lamps.
Trees and swamps line the highway on both sides, broken only by the
occasional emergency phone, sightseeing/bathroom stop and weird, abandoned
parking lots. The moon, bright as ever, shines through several clouds as
if they were not there.
Suddenly it all gets to her. "Hey!" she cries, gaining the attention of
all on the bus. "Why not hitting on me! I'm hot! With huge breasts!"
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Nobody has any reply.
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"Hello?" said a young midget. "MIDGETS. Your boobs are bigger then our heads."
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"Hey, baby." said Georgio, the group's bouncer. Sara slaps him. "Women." he moans.
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Sara starts screamily demanding why there are empty random parking lots connected to the highway.
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The bus pulls into the world's most famous McDonalds. Paris Hilton had eaten a fry here. Depressed at this level of 'fame' Sara kicks over a trash can.
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The entire bus is taken by technologically advanced Japanese scientists.
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The bus stops to help three stranded road trip travelers, the only annoying hippies in six states who never smoke pot.
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For some reason, Josh crawls out of the luggage bin.
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One Stan's dead corpse is found in the bus' bathroom. Sara demands attention.
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Scott Chen shows up and honks Sara's left boob. She kicks him in the ear.
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