Good Ol Mom

Mommy will fix it--she fixes everything!

"Dammit, I said get off the floor!" she screams. She throws the bed off of you and drags you up by your Babylon 5 tee shirt. "And get that pacifier out of your mouth--you're 35 years old!"

You blush in shame and anger--NOW SHE'S GONE TOO FAR!

1. "That's it, you people have been holding me back long enough! I'm going to clown college!" you scream.
2. Kill mommy with a chainsaw.
3. Stamp your feet and cry.
4. No--JUST RUN TO DADDY!
5. Suddenly you flash back to the time you were arrested for kidnapping all those hobos.
6. Charlie Brown charges in--but not just ANY Charlie Brown. This one is angry and is armed with a chaingun.
7. "There can be only one!" you scream.

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