We Were Liars in Love and We Danced

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 78491

The dancers look like something straight out of 1982, bedecked in their brightly colored raiment. Their garb consists mostly of spandex. Headbands seem to be a requirement. And by the looks of their ridiculous hair, one would assume they must have all been either very recently electrocuted or exposed to the trauma of seeing George Bush's mother in the nude <shudder>. Many of them reek of toxic hair products and, tragically, many of them are sporting dripping wet Jerry curls.

They dance and prance through the mall like wild gazelle, graceful and quiet. Strong in numbers yet easily spooked by the slightest movement. Fred is delighted by the whole stupid affair. “I say!” he says. “That was right bloody amazing, that was!”

The princess issues a grunting noise which sounds something like, “No, not particularly.” Velus barks in seeming agreement.

“Oh what do you know, anyway,” he snarls. “A fly-bitten mutt and a yeasty half-faced cunt. What would you know about anything? Between the lot of you the only bits of useful information that can be found in the squalor of your tiny brains is dish washing and butt sniffing!” Fred seems to realize the err of his words even as they leave his mouth.

  1. He attempts a quick apology.
  2. Before he can attempt an apology, Astra attacks him. This should be good.
  3. The forty or so dancers circle around suddenly, and begin heading straight towards the trio!
  4. Fred apologizes, then finally puts the moves on Astra. He calls her his 'be-bop baby'.
  5. A lion emerges from the bushes<?>, pounces on a straggling dancer (a heavyset man who smells of bacon andhairspray) and eats him. Slowly.
  6. Mall security shows up and demands to see loitering permits from the trio. Someone calls someone else a 'wanna be cop'. Violence ensues. Blood is spilled. Internal organs are liquified. Bones are vaporized. Ect.

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