Running Some More Into History

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 78383

Josh crashes face first into the time-machine and ends up three years in the part. He takes advantage of knowing the outcome of various 'Kill Each Other With Swords' sporting events and makes a huge-ass fortune. A year later he remembers the whole hand-washing thing. Now normally Josh, being Josh, couldn't get firemen to listen to him about flames but when you throw enough money at things, people pay attention.
Josh bribed a bunch of teachers at the local school to try the hand-washing thing and after three unfortunate accidents that all involved defenestration by coincidence, seventeen learned men realized removing dirt with water caused healthiness to rise.
In another year, the world had realized this. Oh yeah, the whole water thing fixed his 'bum' hand, it had just been glued together by years of filth.

  1. Josh is swept into the Presidency on a wave of goodwill. Five minutes later, the White House burns down.
  2. Water War 1 starts. The entire earth becomes involved.
  3. Zombies appear. Remember those? Yeah.
  4. Okay, so Josh is now only a year from 'present day' and meets past Josh. They make out.
  5. The entire Catholic religion goes after Josh for heresy. Because only witches something argle water crazy.
  6. Josh tries to invent indoor plumbing but even with his riches society is just not ready. He installs it in his own home and charges for it's use.
  7. Josh invents ninjitsu.

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