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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 78319

There is no option three. There is, however, Jasper being eaten by the T- Rex. Hey, he IS a T-Rex. Munch, munch, munch. Sara screams. Josh wets his pants. He is nowhere near this location and is still in the year 2008, but he wets his pants anyway.
The four survivors flee fast and hard and by luck more then anything, all manage to hide out in Lurray Caverns, a popular tourist destination. The T- Rex smashes up the gift shot but everyone inside runs deep into the caverns. Except for Mrs. Marzipan, who, being too stupid to believe panicked screams meant SOMETHING, gets karma for years of mistreating students and has an I-Beam fall on her head.
There are thirty one people hiding in the 'Back Room', a little known section where employees store first aid supplies, rescue equipment, misc. and misc.
Sara sobs quietly in a corner.
"What was that?" asks a tall man.
"T-Rex!" screams Dan Danger.
"Impossible!" shouts a short, stout woman. "They never even existed in the first place, God made the earth six thousand years ago!"

  1. Oh boy. A bible-banging argument erupts.
  2. A level-headed employee heads the argument off.
  3. Sara punches out the woman.
  4. "Gaaargh!" Mrs. Marzipan is still alive?
  5. Veliciraptors are spotted and the door to this room barricaded.
  6. Veliciraptors pour into the room. Limbs and blood fly everywhere. Sara and Dan Danger escape. Others flee deeper into the cavern. Very few others.
  7. The zombie corpse of Mrs. Marzipan, missing her legs and one arm, drags itself into the room.
  8. Someone farts, long and squeeky.
  9. Jasper shows up like nothing happened.
  10. Sir Seeker notes one of the customers is a much younger William Jefferson Clinton, the man who'd one day shame the entire US of A.

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