Cheesy Cheesiness

For reasons best never known, William Shakespear, Al Roker, and the guy who played the Cheese Man from "Buffy" appear.

"The cheese will not protect you," says the Cheese Man, offering both of them a slice of provolone. Shakespear sniffs of his curiously before he starts eating it. "Suits me," says Roker, eating his as well. "So what now?"

"I wear the cheese; it does not wear me," says the Cheese Man, offering them cheese.

"Whatever. Do you have any bread?" asks Shakespear. After a moment of consideration, the Cheese Man shrugs and then wordlessly offers them pumpernickel.

1. Cheese sandwiches with beer follow. They're very good cheese sandwiches, however.
2. They explore undead Rome. The Cheese Man offers more cheese-related wisdom. Al Roker is talking to an imaginary audience.
3. Josh runs by and kills Roker in passing with a trident.

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