Back in the Summer of '76

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 78304

And so the merry band of morons find themselves deposited smack dab in the middle of 1976. Back then the Hardees was nowhere to be found, and so they end up in a vacant, weedy lot where local high school kids go to have unprotected sex (this was in an age when condoms were considered exotic rubber sex-ruining devices, AIDS hadn’t yet been introduced into the black population by the evil White Man, and abstinence was something only dead people and very old nuns practiced).

It’s a muggy summer evening, and the mosquitos of yore are out in force. Or were out in force.

Dan is the only one who looks excited at their new, albeit dull surroundings. “YES! 1976 at last!”

Seeker shrugs. “Good as any other time, I guess. The cocaine should be cheap, at least.”

And don't forget the Disco!

  1. Without further ado, the famous five (as they will later be called), begin their Quest for Coke.
  2. Just then, two naked teens pop out from the bushes.
  3. A passing T-Rex, dressed in it's finest polyester suit, attacks them. It IS 1976.

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