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Seven people were inside the store. Two of the employees, tall thin women,
look over as the drive-thru speaker crackles. "Hello?" says a voice. "We'd all like double-half-caff no-foam moccachitos. Also, can you tell that guy to move his car?" "What the fuck?" says an unshaven pizza delivery man from behind the counter. "I crawled in through the window, I'm not moving it." Another employee, a slightly overweight Jamican man, moves to the speaker. "Sir?" "Yes?" "You do realize there is a zombie invasion." "Sure! Just like the pirate invasion in Tampa Bay. How come nobody told us? We would have come down from our cabin." "No sir. Those are real zombies. Please flee for your lives." "Haw haw, good one! Now come on, dudes, we haven't had coffee in a week."
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