With human civilization essentially being over, Sara and Jasper indulge.
They drink booze, catch up on all the comics they missed, establish houses
filled to the brim with whatever they hell they wanted to steal, have wild
monkey sex (they are the last two people on earth) and shoot zombies,
random cars and annoying billboards.
One day, Jasper and Sara find an overturned Army truck filled with C-4 and
detonators. They decide to frag some skyscrapers by taking out the
fifteenth floor of each building. So from ten miles away, they set off
three different buildings. They take ten minutes to fall, destroying
dozens of other buildings. Awesome. Mindless, pointless damage.
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Frag some more skyscrapers.
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The wind shifts and the dust from dozens of flattened buildings overwhelm them.
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Suicidal thougts set in.
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After the tenth building goes boom, they see a plane fly overhead. OH CRAPS.
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They decide to frag the Statue of Liberty (isolation has really twisted them).
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They decide to drive to Mount Rushmore and wipe the Presidents clean.
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In another un-named city, they set up a catapult and impact-detonating C-4. Awesome.
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Lots42 gets arrested for this episode, even though the continuity he is writing has no humans left to be harmed.
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Lots42 gets arrested, not because he's writing about destroying abandoned buildings, but because he's boring and can't write good.
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They find a jeep with a machine gun. Strafing empty houses and McDonald signs and Dominos stores is more fun then they thought possible.
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