Quality of Service

"I demand to see your manager!" yells the zombie.

Sara shoots him in the chest. Again. "I am extremely displeased about the quality of service in this establishment, and I demand to speak with your boss," he says. Sara shoots him eight times in the gut.

"You know, I CAN just get the store number and look it up in the phone book,"

"And when I do, I guarantee I'll tell him or her what an uncooperative, unpleasant employee you've been," he continues, as she soaks him in gasoline and tosses a match into the car. He explodes into flames. "Look, I really don't want to be a bother about this--I don't like being the asshole."

She fires an RPG round into the car, which explodes into shrapnel. The zombie's charred head lands on the floor at her feet.

"Or, I can just wait here quietly," the smoldering head says.

1. It's the night of the annoying dead.
2. The head continues to bitch and complain.
3. Sara incinerates the head and throws it at the next batch of zombies which drive up to order.
4. Jasper taps her on the shoulder. There's a vampire in front who's trying to order a bloody mary, and Hardees doesn't serve alcohol.

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