The Pitcher

"W00T!" yells Josh as the bookstore explodes into flames

YOU IDIOT!" screams Jasper and Sara together.

"Hey, it's all good!" Josh yells back. "Throw me a curve out here, and I'll see if I can take out those zombies on the other side of those buildings!"

1. They throw a grenade. Josh hits it and puts it directly into a giant knot of zonbies two hundred yards away.
2. Josh hits the grenade, which detonates a foot away.
3. Owing to a complete lack of common sense, Josh is immediately devoured by zombies. Sadly his prion infection is completely contagious, so the zombies now all act like Josh.
4. Angered past all human reason, Sara throws a four hundred pound freezer on top of Josh.
5. Fuck this. They go out and start bombing random deserted buildings.

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