ALIENS

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 78214

Josh and Sara are kidnapped by aliens. Mexicans, that is.
Sara looks around at the incredible technology that is keeping the ship moving. So much shinies!
Josh runs off to press some buttons. Sara stops the nearest man, a tall teenager whose nametag reads 'Julian Margelez'.
"Dude!" Sara says. "If Mexico has such technology, why don't they share it with the world?"
Julain wipes his hands under the 'Disenfectant Globe'. "Well, apart from a few miles past the borders, these ships only work on Mexican soil."
"Well, damn!" said Sara as many mesas zoom past. "This kinda of shit could turn Mexico into a paradise!"
"I know, I don't understand it myself."
Having detected that the episode has become much, much too series, Josh runs up and tries to seduce the Disenfectant Globe.

  1. Jasper the wolf crashes through the safety glass on the cockpit.
  2. Josh marries the globe.
  3. The globe cleans Josh of seventeen different diseases. Josh sighs and sings.
  4. Josh is distracted by other shinies, namely the 'Strafe Life Signs' weaponry panel. Far below, several drug smugglers explode from laser bursts.
  5. The Globe flees in terror.
  6. Josh is distracted by other things, namely the very concept of air.
  7. Sara and Julian demand answers from the captain, Cheech Marin.
  8. Scientology Mini-Planes attack and several dozen Scientologists make it on board.

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