Oopsie?

After snorting the coke, Josh and the stranger got to their feat and beat the living snot out of 15 people who had the misfortune to look at them sideways. Actually, one of them wasn't actually doing anything but breathing too hard, but that always sets Josh off fast.

One of the victims was carrying a case. Josh opened it and removed a a small monkey head in a glass case, attached to a mini life-support system. He threw it to the ground and shattered the case, then lifted the spasming head to his mouth and bit into it like a juicy apple. He finished it under eight seconds while the druggie stranger guffawed.

1. Josh and the dude -- who may or may not be Hunter Thompson--beat up the rest of the train.
2. Josh eats a live kitten next. Eww.
3. The experimental hybridization virus in the monkey head turns Josh into a higher lifeform.
4. Josh contracts a disease from eating contaminated monkey meat. He survives, but carries a disease that wipes out most of the human race.
5. Josh reminisces about the time he visited Uncle Caveman.

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