Involuntary Servitude

"Ignore the screaming," chirps the assistant manager. "Happens all the time. We spray for those things and they just keep coming back."

Sara is filling out an employment application with some difficulty--the creeptastic giant of a man standing behind her and holding her suspended off the floor with one hand around her throat eases up a little, enough for her to drag in one burning breath. Another gigantic man in a hockey mask and a Hardees' uniform is holding Jasper in the same way. He's trembling and turning an unhealthy shade of blue.

The assistant manager looks over them. "Everything looks like it's in order," she gushes. "And it seems we have some openings--Welcome to the team! Bring them in back, guys."

1. After three months chained to the industrial Fryolater, they decide to plan an escape.
2. It seems most of the food has to be hunted and killed. There's a jungle full of carnivorous mutant livestock behind the restaurant.
3. Jasper fatally stabs his guy with a spork. "RUN! I'LL HOLD THEM OFF!" he yells, when Sara's minder drops her..
4. The front of the store explodes inward as a van collides with the plate-glass window. Scott and Josh step out with shotguns, "Drop them, asswipes," Josh snaps.
5. Starfire and Raven of Teen Titans fame come through the window. They're extremely confused.
6. One Stan manages to save the day, in the most patently stupid way imaginable.

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