In This World, People Miss Little Things

Barbara Walters drops the half of the head that's sitting in her lap and backs up onto her chair screaming. "This is one killer 'stache," says Josh, as if everything was perfectly normal. In his life, it was.

He removes the Lots-mask and ties the strings from the mask to the sides of the chunk of head in his hands, and ties it to his lower face, so that the blood-soaked beard and mustache look as natural as...well, as beard and mustache still on a severed chunk of someone's head and face and secured to someone else's face with a few pieces of string can possibly look. "Well, shall we continue the interview, Miss Walters?" he asks, his voice muffled by Tony Stark's dripping lower jaw. "I probably need to get this underbite fixed sometime, I know.

1. Josh conducts the rest of the interview while fashioning Tony Stark's skin into a suit.
2. Barbara Walters quits her job and leaves the room. She walks east and soon finds herself in front of a Hardees in the middle of nowhere. Sara and Jasper are just entering.
3. Josh learns to fight crime using his new beard's magical powers.
4. Flashback: Josh remembers the first time he tried peyote.

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