Shut Up Already

It's too bad that Barbara Walters has now chosen to loudly reminisce about the days of her youth, all the way back in the Precambrian Era. Walters fondly remembers being chased by dinosaurs, and collecting insects the size of a beagle, going into great detail about her favorite, a precursor of the dragonfly that she named Sparky.

"Barbara, do you mind?" asks Lots.
"No, honey, go right ahead!" answers Walters. "I actually still have Sparky with me, it's a centerpiece on the dining room table. It's so cute!"

1. Lots vainly tries to talk about One Stan.
2. Barbara Walters continues to ramble about growing up through millions of years of history.
3. Lots throttles Walters with a TV cable.

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