Scott...Redux

There's a stirring from the grave.

The ground rumbles, and the coffin rattles. Suddenly, the lid explodes outward in a cloud of debris, as Scott rises straight to his feet, as if a hand had reached down from above to lift him up.

Several people scream. Scott's mother faints dead away. For several seconds afterwards, not a sound is heard. Somewhere, a dog barks.

He stares at Nixon. "Is THAT ALL YOU HAD TO SAY ABOUT ME???" he finally screeches. He turns to the rest of the astonished, fearful crowd. "I was your friend...I was family...I was the main character, even...AND YOU ROAD-APPLES WERE GOING TO LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THIS???"

1. "Yeah, pretty much" his father replies. "Oh..." says Scott. "Carry on then."
2. Well, dead or not, it's time to bury him. Knock him down and shovel it full!
3. Anime-esque blurred-motion swordfight with Richard Nixon ensues.
4. "You always lied about things like being alive before," says a mourner. "How do we know you're not lying about it now?".
5. Scott's alive! The funeral turns into a party.
6. Josh stands up to join him.
7. Wacky adventures ensue. First up, a trip to the Antarctic!

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