"Hey, aren't you forgetting something?"

...yells someone in the back.

"I think I've covered pretty much everything important here today," snarls Nixon. He scowls--scowling is something ex-presidents excel at, and this ex-president in particular has spent the last 14 years perfecting his own scowl. And today he turns the full, scowling force of his peevishness on the mourners.

And then it hits him. "Oh...that."</P

Slowly, he raises both hands, his middle and index fingers extended in a V for Victory sign. The funeralgoers go wild.

1. Next, he gives them the Shocker. Does that go over as well?
2. Next up is Whoopi Goldberg. She's got a tough act to follow.
3. There's a flash of light. Richard Nixon finds himself standing in the middle of a two lane road in the woods at night. The road goes east and west.
4. Help and Little Help take the podium, to share a memory of Scott.
5. Screw term limits and mortality. Richard Nixon abruptly announces his candidacy for the President of the United States. Frylock is his running mate.

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