Execution of the Will of the Marquis de Sade

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 77742

Richard Nixon delivers his passionate eulogy for the recently deceased Scott. However, he rambles a lot, trips over his own words a few times, and generally doesn't sound like he really knows what he's talking about. Soon enough, people in the audience began to show their appreciation:

"If you get near a point, Dick, hop on!"

"THE GREAT RICHARD NIXON, EVERYBODY! Don't call us, we'll call you!"

"...okay?"

"Shut the fuck up!" (clap clap, clap clap clap) "Sit the fuck down!" (clap clap, clap clap clap)

"Nixon? Bob Woodward called! He thinks you're full of shit!"

  1. The hecklers fail to defer Nixon and his eulogy.
  2. Nixon takes the hint and storms off.
  3. Having gone this far, Nixon thinks that there's no harm in testing out the stand-up comedy routine he's been developing.

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