We March to the Beat of Indifferent Drum

Instead, he spotted the drum kit set up behind him. Nixon ran to it, shed his coat as he sat down on the stool, picked up the drumsticks, and began to channel his inner John Bonham, Keith Moon, Neil Peart, Terry Bozzio, and any other expert drummer you can think of.

Nixon is quickly drenched in sweat, but he's smiling more than he ever has before in his life as his solo reaches epic proportions.

1. Nixon ends the solo, and the rest of the band starts jamming.
2. Nixon is pulled offstage by a giant hook.
3. Bill Clinton walks up to the lectern. Saxophone solo!
4. Jimmy Carter shows up. Guitar solo! In the style of Gregg Allman!
5. George W. Bush arrives. All he knows how to do is clap his hands, somewhat rhythmically.

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