Righteous Vigor

"No, no, no, no, no!" Jane yelled and stomped her feet. "I didn't say 'turn you into a woman', I said 'turn you into a women'!"

So Fred stopped changing his gender. Obviously though this woman was a dangerous maniac, and Fred hated dangerous maniacs. And not only that, but she also wielded some kind of diabolical boom-stick. And Fred hated diabolical boom-sticks even more than he hated dangerous maniacs. So he pulled out his sword and cut off Jane's head.

Suddenly he was bathed in a divine light. He could hear angels singing in the distance. And the evil shade of the diabolicaly dangerous maniac woman fled to some dark and faraway realm. Filled with a sense of righteous vigor Fred turned around and noticed that the light was actually coming from the tall lighthouse near the village's dockyard. The singing came from a passing troop of minstrel nuns. And the evil shade was actually Fred passing gas. He'd had a burrito earlier that morning.

But even so he still felt righteous and vigorous.

1. Fred heads back to the Kit Kat Club

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