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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 76854
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Suddenly, Scott hears footsteps. All of a sudden, Reaibn runs in and fires
several dozen bullets into the ceiling. He then punches a terrorist in the
liver and throws an undamaged chair out the window. It lands on the dead
guy. Then, he just kinda stands there and waves at everyone. There is a long uncomfortable silence. Still not speaking, Reaibn puts in a video of 'I Pass on Grass' to edify the terrorists on how dope smoking is dangerous. The terrorists, strangely, are very convicted by this and hand their bags of dope to Reaibn. On a roll, Reaibn puts in 'Terrorism is Bad', another after school special hosted by David Hasselhoff. Stranger still, the terrorists sob quietly and then one by one jump out the window. They splat on the ground below. Yep, they are all dead. Josh tries to push Scott out the window, but fails. Reaibn sighs. "Ok, thats done" he says, collecting his videotapes. "you guys have a good day!" and then Reaibn... starts walking out the door. He doesnt quite make it out before an outburst from Josh. "Wait! No flash of green light? No overuse of your vaguely defined cosmic powers? No hanging out with Scott and Me and having wacky adventures?" Scott nods vigorously, "seriously, dude. where do you think you are going? its par-tay time!" Reaibn turns around and raises his hands in a calming gesture. "Ok, fine" says Reaibn "short version is this: lost my powers to sir seeker in a poker game, had to get a job so now I work for Horace. He told me about the terrorists, I came to take them out. I am on the clock, so I gotta get back to Tower Services. I can hang out with you guys later. Clear?" Josh and Scott sulk as Reaibn walks out of the room. Scott then hits Josh in the back of the head with a hammer. "Motherf****!!" yells Josh "that hurts like crap!" "Just testing," says Scott, giggling. And then...
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Lord Reaibn Daenorth
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