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So then! Until that fateful day when you will inevitably run into a
conflict of interest with Mr Burbank and be thrust into the awkward
position of having to murder the poor wretch, you are the best of pals. Several weeks later... Things are going swimmingly. Having abandoned your ‘dragon quest’ episodes ago, you decide to take a trip to Florida with your new hetero life partner, Josh. With what money? I don't know. Josh is a little needy, true. But he has a cute smile and he only cries at night mostly...sort of. Well...let’s not beat around the bush here, he cries a lot. Like a girl. Always. And he has a tendency to explode. It's unsettling.Still, he listens to your inane talking, which can hardly be said about any other living creature you’ve encountered in your entire pitiful, underachieving life. You lazy piece of shit. That was uncalled for. I apologize.Anyhoo, you’re in Florida - Miami Beach, to be precise. Bronzed body builders and tanned temptresses in skimpy bikinis abound. Seagulls, sand. Cubans. Cocaine. Banana trees. YAY FOR SOUTH FLORIDA!
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