The Spanish Inquisition!

"I didn't expect this!" said Fred.

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquistition!" said the group's leader. "Our weapon is fear...fear and surprise...surprise and fear...our two weapons are fear, surprise, and a fanatical devotion to the Pope...our three weapons are fear, surprise, fanatical devotion to the Pope, and these neat staffs...amongst our weapons...amongst our weaponry...ah...we'll get back to you later." They left.

Fred was very puzzled by this development. Suddenly, Astra cried out, "The Dragon's awake! Those crazy people woke it up! Now what do we do?" Fred...

1. Tried to distract the Dragon by singing the lumberjack song.
2. Tried to kill the Dragon by saying "Ni!" to it.
3. Something completely different.

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