Say monkey, do monkey

"Banana monster? Come on!"

"Hey, you're the one with the power to create monkeys," Cyclops shrugs from the spectators gallery. "At least you don't have to stand all the time pushing at a wall that's falling over you while the trainer yells about how you don't have to use just strength."

"Do you find my methods lacking, tovarich?"

"Oops. Sorry prof, didn't realize you could hear me."

"I didn't hear you, stupid. I'm a telepath, remember?"

"That must be why he uses the speakers so much," Fred whispered.

"I didn't hear that either, young man!"

"Drat."

1. The quarrel continues.
2. Fred generates a monkey.
3. Fred generates a gallon of sea monkeys.
4. The banana monster attacks.
5. The banana monster goes, well, bananas.
6. The Villain Of The Week makes a completely surprising appearance.
7. Surprise, it's not Magneto.
8. Actually it is Magneto cleverly disguised with a false moustache. He calls himself Mustachio. Other people call him too stupid for words. Which, for the record, is four words. So there.
9. That last option was almost a chapter in itself.

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