Josh comes up with a logical, easy, fail-safe plan. Unfortunately it is a
plan to steal the wallet of the muscle-bound deli assistant manager
George "Kong" Belbowski.
Andrew Anderson, former Green Beret, rightly points out that George is
very tall and if the admittedly well thought out plan fails, Josh will be
beaten severely and quite possibly die, for he, Josh, is a weak girly
man.
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Josh admits the logic and sets to crafting a plan to escape the Sam's Club.
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Josh doesn't quite grasp the point and comes up with an even more well-crafted plan to steal George's wallet.
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Josh attacks Andrew with a bag of frozen hamburger patties.
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Josh attacks Andrew with whittlin Jimmy.
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Josh tries to bribe two other refugees, Oberf, the one-armed midget and Mark Hamill (of Star Wars fame) to fight it out for no reason.
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In typical over-kill, Josh throws a meat-slicer through a watch display case.
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Josh does a jig.
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Even though Josh is in no real position of leadership (something even the authors missed), everyone mutinies against him.
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Josh drops the People's Elbow on Stan, the guy who knows kung fu.
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Josh rips off his own pants with one smooth motion (Josh wears stripper clothing).
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