The Misadventures Of Fla...Um, Josh

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 75861

Josh, high on the fumes of gasoline, wanders over to the lone Staircase window. In a rare display of common sense, he yanks it wide open. Fresh air and fog pours in.
"What are you doing?" shouts a voice from behind him. Josh stares into the features of Furry Sara. She had changed into a loose St. Louis Cardinals t- shirt and green cammo pants. It clashed quite horrible with her Hot-Topic purple colored (natural though) fur.
"Fresh...air!" he croaks. "Fumes...killing me."
"No!" shouts Sara, also loopy on fumes. "The snipers! The snipers!"
In the second miracle in as many minutes, Josh points out the obvious. "Look, the fog is so thick that it's even coming into the room. Any snipers out there couldn't see us if they tried. Also, LOL, the fresh air is cold."
"Did you just say 'LOL'? God, you're such an id...oh." Sara looks down. Then she slaps a paw across her chest and stomps off. And with her big, furry paws for feet she can really stamp.
"Whoot!" Josh says, getting the full force of the fumes as the air is sucked out the lone window. "I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave!"

  1. Mitchell laughs like a loon.
  2. Scott decides to try cigar smoking.
  3. Fresh air permeates.
  4. A furry version of Josh shows up. He is half hyena. Josh, though now enjoying fresh air, finds this hysterical. Furry Josh doesn't.
  5. Ten minutes later Josh, ignoring all common sense and personal boundaries, yanks Sara's tail. She backhands him over a sofa.
  6. Having spotted the station they are watching via a bug through a vent-shaft, the cops take -over- the station for a live broadcast.
  7. Josh flings his shoes out the open window. Then he tosses out a vase of flowers and a Voyager paperback.

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