Reaibn: Near-Diety

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 75816

"What can I say?" Reaibn replied to the questions pouring forth from Josh, Scott, Tom Hanks and Captain America. "I am now nearly all-powerful, able to perform great and mighty deeds across the whole of creation and space but not time. In fact, I just now deflected an asteroid from a space station that was about to make a cure for a disease ravaging a thousand colonies."
"Okay." says Josh slowly. "If that is true, then why hang out with us losers?"
"Hey!" says Tom. "I made many popular movies."
"All stupid!" growls Scott.
"No fighting!" says Reaibn. "I came back to clarify for this situation that the Turok game is in fact on the Nintendo 64. And to give Josh some decent clothes. A blue track suit, to be exact."
The four look. Indeed, it was an N64 they were playing. And Josh was now clothed.
"I thought you couldn't use your powers for a month?" says Captain America, who was now naked.
"I did wait! I just erased your memories of the past month just now. Believe you me, you don't want to know what happened with the Spice Girls. So much exploding..."
"Seems anti-climatic to me." says Scott.
"I know." Josh muses, staring out the Staircase Room's lone window at the fog outside. "All this talk and discussion...just to clarify the video game for anyone who did not know."

  1. Reaibn apologizes.
  2. Reaibn leaves.
  3. Scott and Tom Hanks ascend.
  4. Furry Sara Hewitt enters. Though Tom has accepted Reaibn-God, he cannot accept a rabbit-girl with bright-light-purple fur.
  5. What happened with the Spice Girls?
  6. Tom Hanks loudly insists that 'Castaway' was the best movie to ever exist anywhere.

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